I lead a very exciting life. While shopping at Target this afternoon, I spied something out of place. Just takes laziness and entitlement to a whole different level.
If I had an opportunity to interview the culprit, I’d get right to the point.
“Did you eat the other bananas?”
“Were there even other bananas involved?”
“Was this a lone banana/buyer’s remorse kind of thing?”
“Why do you think the banana needs to be placed on top of Bush’s beans?”
“Did you have a sudden bathroom emergency?”
“Did you get lost trying to find the produce department again?”
I’m betting the banana dumper didn’t put the cart back either. Somebody else will get it, right?
Apparently I have some issues about people who do not put things back where they belong.